Little Brother

"N, can you play with me?" -N's little brother

"Shoo, shoo! Migrate somewhere else."-N

To the Mirror

"Look at my hair its so looong! Bosley*, it works well."

*A hair transplant for hair restoration 

Praktyk {P}

(^Afrikaans)

"Why didn't I choose a different instrument? Clarinet is so hard. I should of chosen percussion, since everyone knows that you don't need any talent for that."

MIRROR

*looks in mirror* "Well N, looking mighty fine today... Thanks mirror N!" *snaps and points into mirror*

Praxis {P}

"My ears are bleeding, thanks clarinet, why do I even bother... I sound like a bird that's dying." Sings: "Epileptic seizure!"

(So my post titles for when she practices will be in different languages (^Swedish) and will be marked with a "{P}" so incase you're too lazy to look up what that word means, you'll know that it means practice...)

Practicar {P}

(^Spanish)

*gets annoyed after messing up* "(loud grunting noise)"... silence.... "don't worry guys I'm okay."

Practice...

*attempts to play her piece and stops after a high pitched out of tune note* "Woah guys, wait for autographs until after the show, I mean please I know I'm wonderful!"

Facebook Stalking

While looking at this girl's picture on Facebook who just got her hair done in a Cheetah print fashion:

"This looks really cute on her" -me

"Yeah, but I don't really like animal prints, and obviously it would look better on me" -N *winks*

Tumblr Quote Reactions

So my friend likes Tumblr, but isn't one of those people who is extremely involved with it. She'll just go on it once in a while to check out the images and quotes.

"So on Tumblr I saw this pair of quotes saying, 'Why sit there and not care, why not do something?' And I thought to myself, 'Why not do something, why bother?'"-N

Pratique

*looks up how to play her music: Sergio Bosi plays her piece on the clarinet* "Well look who's turned the tables Sergio Bosi, me! We'll see whose da boss now. You know what little Sergio, I'm prettier than you!" *cries to herself* "Except that's not even true and he's a man!"

Mirrors...

My friend tends to talk to herself a lot, especially when she's looking in the mirror (many of her comments will be while she's talking to herself in the mirror):

*makes an attractive face in the mirror* "Work on that, and by that, I mean your face."-N

Snapchatting

*checks phone between practicing her clarinet* "Well time for an intermission. Can't keep my fans waiting too long!" *checks phone* "Gawd Anders, how hard is it to send a stupid little picture? Fine don't respond butt-head, I don't need a butt-head like you in my life, no-no. He must of had a heart attack over all my amazing pictures. Guess it's just me and my clarinet!" -N

{Anders is our friend from school}

Practicing Her Instrument

My friend plays the Clarinet for our high school wind ensemble, and is really good. While practicing she loves to comment on how "beautiful" her playing is (her comments are negative towards herself):

*does a few scales* "Wow, beautiful! Five-stars right there!" *winks at herself in the mirror* -N

One Word Descriptions

While I was figuring out a name for this blog, I decided to ask her for one word which would sum up her whole personality. 

"Okay so what is one word that describes you which is like sarcastic?" -me (who is troubled with words)

"AWESOME!" -N (who has a wide range of vocabulary) *snickers*

Her Brothers

So today we were at a swimming pool with her family while it was snowing outside. We were both in the girls' changing room changing into our normal clothes. The wall between the boys' changing room and the girls' changing room is not sound proof at all, so we could hear her two little brothers next door.  

"What the heck are they doing?" -me

"Probably stabbing each other with knives..." -N

About This Blog

So I'm besties with this girl who is overloaded with sarcasm so I finally decided to create a blog about all of her heart warming comments. 

I'll begin with something she said as I was making this blog:

"Oooo this blog is going to be so popular!" -me

"No it's not, you'll have one viewer, you. I don't need to see it, I already live it." -N